Santa: I am so miser
that I went alone for
my honeymoon and saved
half the money.
Bania: That is nothing,
I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon
with a friend.
that I went alone for
my honeymoon and saved
half the money.
Bania: That is nothing,
I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon
with a friend.
SANTA - BANTA
Maths teacher was teaching
mathematical conversions...
Teach-In 1000 kg - ton then 3000 kgs equal how much?
Santa: Ton! Ton. Ton.
mathematical conversions...
Teach-In 1000 kg - ton then 3000 kgs equal how much?
Santa: Ton! Ton. Ton.
SANTA - BANTA
Santa: People consider me as "God” Banta: How do you know?
Santa: When I went to the park today, everybody said,
Oh God! Uve come again.
Santa: When I went to the park today, everybody said,
Oh God! Uve come again.SANTA - BANTA
A student attached
Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote
Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him
Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 marks.
Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote
Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him
Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 marks.
SANTA - BANTA
How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..??
Guess?
Ans: Tell Him That d Seats to London
Are In d Middle ROW.
Guess?
Ans: Tell Him That d Seats to London
Are In d Middle ROW.