INSULT SMS

INSULT SMS


When u r alone,
When u r crying,
when u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend....


INSULT

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
your face
your style
your nature
your smile
your looks
Now open ur eyes
Free maid HORROR FILM.




INSULT

I have lots of jokes in my Inbox,
But I cant send u all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So Im sending u just 1 jock
"U r so Beautiful"






 
INSULT

Today, I had a dream that you were with me.
I kissed you kissed me 
I hugged you you hugged me.
I loved you loved me. 
Thanks it 2 dream.






INSULT

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.