MARRIAGE SMS

MARRIAGE SMS


Our anniversary is a time to look
back at the good times and a time
to look ahead to live our dreams together.
Happy Anniversary.







  
MARRIAGE

Marriage is d process 
of finding out what kind 
of man 
ur wife wud have preferred.






MARRIAGE

 
No man is truly married 
until he understands every word his 
wife is NOT saying
Q: Why dogs don't marry? 
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!




MARRIAGE

 A man 2 a friend: My wife n
I have a joint account. 
I deposit n she draws money
The only time a husband is
right when he admits he is wrong.








MARRIAGE

'Losing a wife can be hard. 
I my case it was almost
impossible'
'Marriage is like a hot bath. 
Once u get used to it,
it is not so hot'