SUMMER SMS

SUMMER SMS

I never promised you a 
happy ending you never said 
you wouldn't make me cry 
but summer love will keep us 
warm long after our autumn 
goodbye.

SUMMER

I still recall every summer night
like it was yesterday; 
the times will never end and 
my friends were family.
Nothing mattered more than the 
loyalty we had...

 SUMMER

Squeezing all body...
Rubbing everywhere... 
Kissing at top... 
Licking juicy hairy part... 
ohh... 
That’s da way to eat mango. 

Happy summer...

SUMMER

Palm trees,

ocean breeze 
Salty air - sun kissed hair that 
endless summer 

Take me there...

SUMMER 

Bikinis & towels, 

soaking up the sun Oceans, 
beaches, just having fun...
Meeting cut guys, 
out after dark, summer is where the 
fun starts!

NAUGHTY SMS

NAUGHTY SMS

Doctor’s wife: I saw a Call girl entering Ur clinic today.
At dose it mean? 
Dr: Relax darling. 
It was a professional meeting 
Wife: Whose profession.

 NAUGHTY

A priest saw a girl removing 
her blouse. 
The priest prayed: God, 
please close my eyes. 
When he opened his eyes,
the girl was naked this time he prayed God please close your eyes.

 

NAUGHTY

The First Month, 
the Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a
Skirt as Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED The e Salary!!

 

NAUGHTY

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE,
so u r Fined Rs.11461, 
Man: My lord why exactly Rs11461? Judge: Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.

   

NAUGHTY

A  beautifulgirl goes to 
Professor Cabin says 
I will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor say-so 
OPEN UR......Books & Study

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS

NEW DAY, NEW MORNING, NEW HOPE NEW PLANS, NEW EFFORTS
NEW SUCCESS, NEW FEELING
I PRAY GOD 2 GIV U 
A HAPPY AND 

SUCCESSFUL New Year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light, 
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear Coz, 
God Gift us a BRANDED New YEAR. 

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

With the entire Rose’s
Perfume & with all the lights in the 
world & with all the children’s Smiles…I Wish U that Ur all dreams comes true. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

"We are all born under the same sky,
but we do not have the 
same horizon”
Lets make best of

NEW YEAR.

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, 

Let all ur Dreams be Clear, 

Never put Tear, 

Please Hear, 

I want to tell one thing in ur 

Ear Wishing u a 

very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

VALENTINE DAY SMS

VALENTINE DAY SMS

I love only one guess 
who is she........
oh no no she is only YOU.
So I want to say 
happy valentine day 
my dear heart.

 

VALENTINE DAY

A kiss is just a kiss till u 
find d 1 u luv. 
A hug is just a hug till u 
find d 1 you're always thinking of.
A dream is just a dream 
till it cums true. 
Luv was just a word till 
I heard it form u.
HAPPY VAL DAY

VALENTINE DAY

Whenever u c LOVE 
coming,
WELCOME it, 
open ur Arms,
Embrace it & let it ENTER into U!People will ask UR U in LOVE?
just say-no,LOVE is in me! 
Happy Valentines Day.

 

VALENTINE DAY

We say we luv flowers,
yet we pluck them...
we say we luv trees, 
yet we cut them...
Dats y people get afraid 
when they r told they r 
loved by sum1."HAPPY V DAY"

VALENTINE DAY

Sweet n short msg by a true lover
” I am Mad for her but why 
I am not MADE for her!!!"
HAPPY Valentine’s DAY

FRIENDSHIP SMS

FRIENDSHIP SMS

I feel HAPPY
do u know y?
BCOS am LUCKY
U Know y?
BCOS GOD loves me
U Know how?
BCOS God SEND Me a 
WONDERFUL FRIEND
U Know Who?
Hay! It’s UUU.

FRIENDSHIP

Ur friendship

has become 

my "HABIT. 
Even if u 

take out H', 
A BIT"remains.

Takeout A, still’ BIT' remains.
Finally take out B, still "IT' remains.

FRIENDSHIP

My Math teacher told me
1 Hour - 60 Min and
1 Min -  60 secs.
But she never told me 1 sec 
without a FRIEND 
like you is equal to 100 years.

 FRIENDSHIP

If we lose a PEN,

we can buy a new one.
But if we lose a PEN CAP, 

we can't buy a new one.
So care for every small thing
more in your life.

FRIENDSHIP

Cloud’s Gift - “RAIN”
Sea’s Gift - “SALT”
Sugarcane’s Gift - “SUGAR”
Air’s Gift - “OXYGEN”
Flower’s Gift - “SMELL”
And
God’s Gift
“YOU”

GOOD FRIENDS SMS

GOOD FRIENDS SMS

10 Qualities a friend must have
Cute as crocodile. 
Smart as donkey. 
Active as turtle. 
Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. 
No doubt you are my good friend.

GOOD FRIENDS

Two hearts make friendship,

many hearts try to 

break that friendship,

but making or breaking 

depends on the level which that two hearts beats for each other.

 

GOOD FRIENDS

The Joy Of Being Friends 
Is Pleasurable, 
Even When Everyone 
On Earth Forgets U,
Remember, Here Is One 
Who Forgets Everything, Just To Remember U??

 

GOOD FRIENDS

The feeling of Friendship
starts from the Eyes.... 
If U tries to close your eyes, 
Friendship turns into a
drop of tear & remains in your 

heart forever....

 

GOOD FRIENDS

Closeness resides in heart.
So no matter how busy 
we are and how far we are, 
you are always re merged and 
cared 4 ever.

QUOTES SMS

QUOTES  SMS

The audience see a 
JOKER as JOKER...! 
But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!

QUOTES 

There is a slogan 
written in the entrance 
gate of all schools in JAPAN.”IF U CANNOT DO,
NO OTHER HUMAN IN 
THE WORLD CAN DO IT”. Believe in YOURSELF.

  
QUOTES 

When you are feeling stressed
and about to breakdown, 
just remembers
STRESSED is just DESSERTS 
spelled backwards... 
it are a piece of cake!

 QUOTES 

We are all faced 
with a series of 
great opportunities 
brilliantly disguised as 
impossible situations.

QUOTES 

 

The people to fear are not those 
who disagree with you,
but those who disagree with 
you and are too cowardly to 
let you know.

POOR JOCKS SMS

POOR JOCKS SMS

Special day
U:useful day
N:noble day
D:delightful day
A:ambitious day
Y:youthful day
have a great and enjoy Sunday.

POOR JOCKS

One Day  Rajinikanth purchased a
box of sketch pens . . . 
Next day . . .
Mughal-e- Azam was released in color!!

POOR JOCKS

SARDAR: tomorrow is my wedding anniversary. what can i give to 
my wife that she get surprised?
GUNDA:give divorce.
she will get surprised.

POOR JOCKS

BAAP OF ALL PJ'S................
Rajnikant KILLED a man in 
Austrailia through 
Bluetooth..

POOR JOCKS

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother
has it. There is only one perfect wife in the
World and every neighbor has it.

HEALTH TIPS SMS

HEALTH TIPS SMS

Evening meal 3 hrs b4 sleeping 

helps the digestive 

system 2 rest while sleep

A relaxed person has more 

energy levels & stamina than a 

stressed & tense one!

 

HEALTH TIPS

 

Take big deep breaths to give yourself an immediate energy boost.

Eat at least servings of a fruit or veggie at every meal to stay fit.

8 hrs sleeps is optimal but the earlier u go 2 bed, more rejuvenated u’ll feel

HEALTH TIPS

 

A room that is too warm causes the brain to slow down and induces tiredness

Sugary snacks give only short term energy leaving u feeling even more tired

Just 3% body dehydration can cause a decrease in mental &physical performance.

 HEALTH TIPS

Having 3 small meals& 2 snacks in the day keeps energy levels stable day long!

Regular exercise can prevent age-related decreases in muscle mass & strength

For continuous work at computer, a work break of 5 to 10 min/hr is recommended

HEALTH TIPS

Drink water more

Apply Ghee on lips before going Bed, next day it will be very smooth.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

INSPIRATIONAL SMS

INSPIRATIONAL SMS

The Difference Between
A Corrupt And Honest Person
Is
The Corrupt Person Has
PRICE
And
The Honest Person Has
VALUE ... !

INSPIRATIONAL 

 
Sign of Maturity
is Not When we start
talking About
"BIG THINGS"
But
Actually it is
When we start
understanding
"LITTLE THINGS".

INSPIRATIONAL 

A good heart and a good nature are two different issues,
A good heart can win many relationships,
But a good nature can win many good hearts.

INSPIRATIONAL

Sometimes v must b hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes v must fail in order to know,
Sometimes v must lose in order to gain.
Have a great day.

INSPIRATIONAL 

When u start ur day:
keep 3 words in ur pocket:
TRY
TRUE
TRUST.
TRY- for better FUTURE.
TRUE- with ur WORK.
TRUST- in GOD.